St Teresa by Joan Osborne
Monopoly by Shawn Colvin
Justin arrives with a gift. Julia is glad to see him. He says he's not going to stay, but he does. Charlie arrives downstairs and they all go outside for pictures. The photographer is snapping away, saying, "Everybody say forever." Charlie freaks out and leaves, Kirsten goes after him. She finds him in the bedroom and he tells her that he can't go through with it and that she's not listening to him. She replies, "I am listening. What I am not doing is indulging you." Then Charlie says he can't handle it – if he marries her then she is the only women he will ever be with, he has all the kids he'll ever have, he lives in his father's house, takes care of his father's kids and every day he goes to his father's job. He says he could handle any one of those things by themselves, but not all together. "I'm 25 and I have no choices left." He tells her that the wedding is off.
Kirsten's parents arrive and her dad starts yelling at Charlie. Kirsten and her parents leave the bedroom and Charlie is left in their with three upset siblings. He tells them to leave. Bailey says he'll go pay the help. "It's weird. I haven't done that in awhile–cleaned up your mess," he says.
Kirsten's mom is irate. She says that any person who calls off a wedding 30 minutes before the ceremony is insane. (Pretty funny when you consider that Kirsten does the exact same thing months later.) Kirsten tells her parents to shut up. There's to much noise in her head and she can't think and she has to remember how to breathe.
Julia is sitting on the stairs and her and Justin are talking. She's trying to figure out what to say to Charlie to make him change his mind. Bailey is downstairs paying off the caterer when Kirsten' mom interrupts and tells her that she's not going anywhere, that there will be a wedding. Then she goes into Kirsten and tells her what she has to do is give Charlie an ultimatum. Either he marries her today or she's gone.
Julia sneaks a bottle of champagne and pulls Justin into the garage. He remembers when they had their first kiss by the washing machine. They're both very drunk. Sarah comes over and sits by Bailey. She tells him that she's been trying to think of something to say and all she can think of is "Oy!" He tells her, "All Salinger men make the same mistake. They walk away from the one thing that is actually the best think in their whole life." She says, "I don't know what to say." (Bailey is not just talking about Charlie, but himself too." Later Bailey asks Will if he loves Sarah. Will says he doesn't know if he loves her, he's definitely "into her." Then Bailey says, "Because I think I could...love her...I think I do."
Someone discovers that Charlies is missing so everyone freaks out. Sarah has a weird conversation with Will (whom she's now dating) about how you never know about couples, etc. Kirsten is in the bathroom fixing her makeup. Claudia goes in and asks her if she thinks Charlie is coming back. She replies, "I don't think he's coming back in time."
Julia and Justin are in her bedroom and she starts talking about how the room is spinning. They start kissing and taking each other's clothes off. She asks him if he has something which she does, "OK." She says.
Just as Kirsten is about to tell the guests that the wedding is off, Charlie comes bursting through the door. He pulls her into the bedroom and says, "let's just do it." (Real romantic.) He tells her that he doesn't want to lose her.
Will confronts Bailey and Sarah and says he doesn't know what is going on but all of a sudden everyone is asking him about his relationship with Sarah. Both Bailey and Sarah are surprised that the other said something to Will. Will asks, "What are we going to do."
Claudia's pounding on Julia's door awakens the two sleeping lovebirds. Julia's exact words are "Oh my God!" She repeats this several times as Claudia tells her that Charlie's back, the wedding is on and to get downstairs.
Charlie and Bailey are standing by the minister waiting for Kirsten who doesn't appear. Charlie goes to check on her and finds her in the bedroom in jeans and a sweatshirt. She says she can't marry him, "I'm scared to marry you." She's afraid of the day when he'll come home and tell her that he doesn't want to be married to her anymore. He says he'd never do that but Kirsten says she doesn't believe him.
Will tells Bailey that he can have Sarah, and then punches him in the stomach. He says he had to do it, as a guy. Bailey says he understands. He finds Sarah in the backyard and tells her, "Maybe now it's, I don't know, just right." Then they kiss.
Kirsten gets ready to leave with her parents. Charlie says, "I love you." Kirsten replies "I love you too. Maybe if we're both lucky, that will go away." She gives him back the ring telling him it should stay in the family.
The kids are in the kitchen surveying the mess. They decide to leave the clean up until morning. Claudia puts the cake top in the freezer for good luck.
Bailey goes outside where Charlie is sitting on the bench. He asks, "What
are you going to do now Charlie?" He replies, "Do you think I know, do you
think I have a clue? It's only been, like what, 6 hours." Bailey says he
meant what was he going to do tonight. Charlie tells him to go ahead and
give him the lecture about how he screwed up. Bailey says he's not going to
give him the lecture because he figures Charlie will hear that from a lot
of people. "Sometimes I just don't get you, but I love you because you're my
brother. ... I'm on your side." He sits down with Charlie who starts crying.