Quotes from Of Human Bonding

"I'm the honest virgin and you're the lying, stinking, creepo virgin." -Sarah

"Wham, Bam... thanks for the use of the hole." -Jeanie

Charlie: Do you think we should rent a cell phone?
Kevin: I don't think 'Luigi's' delivers at 7,200 feet.

Charlie: Julia, when I'm in that bed I'm either waiting to get well or waiting to die. I'm not living. I'm just.....waiting.

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