Quotes from Naked

"Who is Montezuma anyway? And what did I ever to do him?" -Kirsten

"Wanna go for a record?" -Sarah

"Who would you want to play you in the movie version? Hey, how about Sarah Michelle?" -Claudia
"She's way over-exposed." -Sarah

"But still, I mean I wasn't exactly the long distance runner I've been known to be." -Charlie

"I mean, we're married now. Who cares if it's not the best sex every time? Even if it's, y'know...." -Kirsten
"The worst?" -Charlie

"I've never had any real plans for my future that you weren't in. I've never really had any plans at all. So basically, I've been lost. I'm lost." -Sarah

"You look like you're going to cry." -Claudia
"I'm not about to. I already have been." -Julia

"I found this great boutique with all kinds of cheap fabrics and silks. Like this scarf. And this one. Amazingly cheap. You can almost just use them and then throw them away. They're really soft. They wouldn't chafe you at all... say on your neck... or your wrists." -Kirsten
"My wrists." -Charlie
"That was my thought. Or would you rather play cards?" -Kirsten

"Jobs are like people you meet. The best ones come when you're not lookin'." -Daphne

"Wow, kinda makes me wanna spill all my secrets." -Kirsten
"No, don't do that. Surprise me." -Charlie

"Y'know, I don't mean to be pushy, my sweet, but could you kindly strip?" -Sarah

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