Quotes from We Gather Together

"I don't know why I'm here. You're obviously too busy sleeping with other people's kids to care about your own." -Brian to Evan

"You care more about my marriage than the two people in it." -Tracy to Bailey

"Are you kidding? No way, that could never happen. He's Julia's ex-husband and I'm Charlie's ex... whatever... I am." -Daphne

"All right, so we got Charlie, Kirsten, Julia, Claud, Owen, Diana, you, me..." -Joe
"Whoah. Remember when it was, 'Salinger, Party of Five?'" -Bailey

"There is no shame in potluck." -Joe

"You're not the first person he's done this to, Claud, and if you don't report him, I promise you, you won't be the last." -Julia

"I have to believe that it matters that I didn't do it. I have to believe that the truth matters somehow." -Charlie

"It's like pilgrims broke in and redecorated." -Charlie

"Can't help it. Holiday fetish. Sorry." -Victor

"I know, you're not in the mood. And frankly, a wet bag of laundry is more laughs than you, but I feel this odd, inexplicable need to help you, so..." -Will
"Thank you. Thank you. But really - ring girls?" -Bailey
"What's wrong with ring girls?" -Will
"I don't know. What do we talk to them about?" -Bailey
"Who cares? These are kind, gymnastic women." -Will
"Who we fool around with for one night, and then what?" -Bailey
"And then what? We smile at the memory for the rest of our lives!" -Will

"Not a lot of families have what you do. I don't know if you guys know that. But me - I feel really lucky to share it. Where I come from, we sang grace. So, if you don't mind....
We gather together
to offer thanksgiving
for all of the heavenly blessings we've known.

The troubles that find us
are only to bind us
and daily remind us we're never alone." -Victor

"I just wanted you to know that I used to be a lot of fun." -Bailey

"Last night, that didn't make much sense, did it? You and me." -Daphne
"Actually, I've never done much that makes sense.... Probably not." -Griffin

"Ring girls." -Will
"They're like supergirls." -Bailey

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