The Salingers' Twelve Days of Christmas

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Written by Amy E

On the first day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
A Salinger Party on TV

On the second day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the third day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the fourth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the fifth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the sixth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the seventh day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV
On the eighth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Eight iq points for Owen
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the ninth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Nine months of stupid stories
Eight iq points for Owen
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the tenth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Ten men for Julia
Nine months of stupid stories
Eight iq points for Owen
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Eleven songs for Claudia
Ten men for Julia
Nine months of stupid stories
Eight iq points for Owen
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Fox TV gave to me:
Twelve drinks for Bailey
Eleven songs for Claudia
Ten men for Julia
Nine months of stupid stories
Eight iq points for Owen
Seven people and one bathroom
Six weeks of treatment
FIVE SALINGER SIBS
Four(ty) pounds from Paula
Three missing grandparents
Two lost Cavarnos
And a Salinger Party on TV